You're going to Hell anyway, might as well dance.
Cheetos and Democrats.

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

(via jakerzzzz)

shslscubadiver:

Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via telephobe)

vampirevvekend:

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

(via telephobe)

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin, via zogwargqueen)

penguinlass:

awwww-cute:

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

Ground control to major Tom
U kno what I hate

ww3tour:

VAGUE ASS FANFIC DESCRIPTIONS LIKE… “He didn’t know what love was, until he did” WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN WHAT THE FUCK

(via dingdongyouarewrong)

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them.
- Denis Waitley (via feellng)