You're going to Hell anyway, might as well dance.
Cheetos and Democrats.
korealunchtimestory:

Rice
Squid and a root-like vegetable
Saucy fishy
Wonton soup #swag
Kimchi
latenightseth:

There are many ways to show you’re excited for Bill Hader’s first-ever appearance on the show tonight!

This is only one.

Me: I'm a vegetarian.
University dining halls: We have vegetarian options!
University dining halls: Look at all this lettuce!

annabethchasy:

if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass

(via jakerzzzz)

floorboreds:

at night: everything is crashing around me. nothing has any meaning

in the morning: Whatever I Am Great

(via jakerzzzz)

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems